Reminds me of Joe the Barber's shop in the NATO Air Base at Geilenkirchen a good few years ago.....
The girls were not recruited for their hair dressing prowess, but in summer when they wore sleeveless T-shirts and little else and asked the question... "How much should I take off?" or "How long would you like it?", there were many bitten lips.
If you were unlucky though, you got Joe complete with cigarette. I wonder if they are still there?