Welterbaiting? Genius, pure genius!
I had the pleasure of flying with this guy in a previous life, glad to see nothing has changed!
Our FOs would often share tales of how he had piloted 747s/Tornados/Concorde/Harriers/A380s/Space Shuttles whilst also performing open heart surgery/defusing bombs/running international companies and the like. Makes Jack Bauer look like a boy scout.