Mr Fawlty,
I'll have you know that string vests (ala Rab C) remain all the rage! Well in certain parts of Scotland they do
As for never seeing the mighty EE Lightning in Strathearn, that's because, (at low level) having launched from Leuchars, they would have been short of gas by the time they passed Perth westbound
Anything would be nice to drown out the sound of the local 'neds' in their 'modified' Corsas, Saxos and the like.
Jet noise, the sound of freedom. Neds noise, the sound of spotty-faced gits, with small k..bs - maybe that's a subject for Jet Blast?
Kind regards,
Jock