Really, I admire your honesty.
I would gladly relish my cupcakes in a front row seat at your karmic showdown...
If you fancy a pint posse, don't be lonely, head to DB and play with the Vermin and (trev)flies
, you would be calling each other "mate" in no time.
That friendship would last right up until an Aussie base opportunity offered for them and they had to leapfrog you for the chance...
Now please Posse, all retorts in Latin ... much cuter..