It seemd like everybody in the RAAF had a nickname except for one bloke. It didn't matter how many times we tried to pin one on him, they just didn't stick. So we called him "Araldite" .......and that stuck.
An Engineer at CHC called "Ten-men". Because it would take that many other men to be as good as he was - just ask him.
The bike rack - an Accountant with one helicopter company that was so intent on impressing the CEO it was reckoned that he would drop his pants and bend over just to give the boss somewhere to park his bike.