"Please tell me how, and feel free to fall back on your wealth of experience with regards to SH Op's exactly how a helicopter pilot who has a collective lever in one hand, a cyclic stick in the other and his feet permanently sat on the yaw pedals actually manages to peel the wrappings from any of his buttie box contents and then eat them?"
You have never flown a Whirlwind 7 solo then Seldom!