MALM East -
you'd collapse (gasping) at Hag Dyke, uttering short phrases laden with horror to describe the epic, day long trek through uncharted wastes that came close to wiping your entire course out... and the Flt Cdr would inform you that MALM East had run round the course during the preceding night to check it out, perhaps with a rucksack full of anvils and an eyepatch to make it a bit more challenging....in a little over an hour and a half.
(Why is it, incidentally, that it's always the biggest and most confident individual with the poorest map reading skills who gets to read the map?)