Aren't we lucky to have to pay 750 quid each, to have them look at our emissions plan - in addition to the payments we'll have to make.
And it's so understanding of them to impose such lovely fines if we don't toe the line by end of August - 5 grand, plus 500 a day. Don't pay up within 6 months? Prepare to have 'em sell one of your aeroplanes...
Nice.