Kiwi's are named after the shoe polish.
Hold on a minute - you're supposed to be answering the questions, not asking them!
You are mistaken to think that the Kiwi is the only bird named after a fruit, the Mandarin duck is so named because of it's orange balls, reminiscent of the Oranges of the same name!
Here's one for you.
When you become an R-22 captain, which seat do you occupy?