Originally Posted by WDaron
...Try not to get car-jacked, mugged, beaten, robbed, or other-wise assaulted in the process...
Daron: You missed the fine print in JSF's user profile (to the left of his original post, above). Note that he is from Trenton, New Jersey. Heck, after he shows up in Gauteng and compares it to what he left behind in New Jersey, he'll think he's arrived in Switzerland.