"It's being staffed" actually means
"I've buried it at the bottom of my in-tray and hope it won't rise to the top before I'm posted".
The only way things are done quickly is through a UOR (if it's still called that). But later various shiny ar$es will float to the surface and announce that the UOR
'wasn't intended for long term sustainability'....
The sort of dross
who used to fill obscure corners of the Wyton gin palace, for example.