I just wanted to relate this little one...
I'm relatively young by LH FD standards.
Out of CPT last wk I got a fat smelly (very afrikaans) premium pax turn round and say to me "You sure you gotta licence, boy?" as we were loading.
I replied
"No not yet. I only joined yesterday. This is the first time they've let me have a go but I'm well up for a laugh. Do you know which end I go to?"
Cue spluttering....
Was I unprofessional?