How about a goat or a pig?
Just don't do like the chap that kept going back to the farm to buy 1 after another b'cos they were all dead after few hours. After the 10th comeback the farmer wondered "...Can you tell me what happens exactly...what you are doing...how they behave...?" And the guy replied "...Dunno dude, I mean...I put the compost...plant it in a sunny patch...give water...and they are stiff in few hrs!!!"
Bad joke, I know...
I am also one of the lucky one that has a job...a rock-solid 1 actually. And I am ashamed to say that I am "unhappy" for different reasons. Hope it turns better for EVERYONE and...SOON, VERY SOON!
Best luck to all!
PZ
