Ha!! Actually I kept pigs for quite some time, used to buy them from the market, fatten them up, make sure they ate just the right stuff (loads of apples),watered and kept healthy. Took them to the abatoir and then to the butchers and flogged them at my local pub. Started of with I'll have a couple of chops or a few ribs, after people had tasted it I used to get can I have 3 whole pigs next time, or 2 halves etc. Can't beat keeping pigs, great animals just don't get attached to them!!