Slow down girls, slow down.
Has it perhaps occurred to you that the co. is TRYING to goad you into doing something impulsive and play right into their hands? They could just have a cunning plan...just maybe.
Relax. Any judge worth his/her salt will figure it out and throw their argument out.
Keep yer knickers on. It may be a stated "crew relations" (now there's a contradiction) perspective, but it's not mine, nor any one of my colleagues. You are valued, contributing crew members. Silly haircuts and sunnies, but valued anyway.