Cubs2jets
Au contrair, monsieur,
this was a cowardly unprovoked suicide attack by an avian terrorist organization called World Integrated League Defending Feathered Or Webfooted Life (W.I.L.D.F.O.W.L).
They are known to exist in pockets in most countries of the world, and they promise their suicide attackers unlimited access to 66 golf courses, cemeteries, or wetlands of their choice in the afterlife.
A spokesman for W.I.L.D.F.O.W.L, who claimed responsibility for the attack, announced that John Honk led the squad, which successfully downed one of the all singing, all dancing, high-tech modern technology marvels, with good old fashioned feather power.
W.I.L.D.F.O.W.L is committed to returning control of the air to those who have owned it for eons and will fight to the last one flying if necessary.