From
Reluctant737 :-
"just have a look around - the way people talk to each other on here is now not far short of what you might expect to hear in a high school playground."
And yet just recently
you yourself said :-
"the last time I saw a grown man 'cry' as much as you was when my mate found out his missus was spreading them behind his back!"
Ad (or whoever you really are), I think maybe you should get your own house in order before making comments like that.
PS with regard to the school playground, I guess you were there a lot more recently than most of us ....
PPS
Capt Ted Crilly, shouldn't be too hard to find out who it is and have a quiet word in his shell like ear if we should fly together ("Ad", 20 years old, in Cambridge,but the Oakleys, Iphone/Blackberry, hair gel and goatee beard will probably give it away too - probably goes into TESCO with his uniform on as well ! .....)