SFFP
I am not surprised to see you make such a pathetic attempt to justify your juvenile comments. Have you ever considered counselling to help you deal with the traumas you experienced at the hands of this "Air Engineer, of Scottish descent". Get over it man!!
Incidentally, I doubt if you possess any of Baldrick's qualities - he at least had some amusement value. On the other hand, the character was a former dung shoveller so maybe you have finally found your vocation.
Baldrick is also spelt with a "k" but presumably you would need to borrow another brain cell to work that one out.