And if you want to BUY ACN:
Here's another offer you could not refuse:
For sale:
Ocean Liner:
Large
Low Mileage
Burns coal not expensive diesel fuel.
Some slight ice damage.
As is where is.
Good band.
Life boat tests ongoing.
Rearrange deck chairs as you wish.
Captain's / navigator's positions open.
Large customer base.
Priced for very quick sale
Sale closes 14 April 1912 New owner must take possession before 15 April @ 0200 hrs