An upside down paint brush
Tongue firmly in cheek Told that to a 'femme fatale' who was working for me once.
She was only there because her boyfriend could operate a bulldozer,
mind you his nickname was plod;
I got a dumb look.
Says I, " Even without getting out of th motor car, don't yer think i can't bloody see that you haven't painted under the rails?"
Most people of course, already 'em in their kit.
Which i think you will agree,
is the astounding part about this whole thread.