No insult meany by the expression "rat" its just that when a ship is sinking, legend has it that the furry little chaps from below decks are the first to jump. Sheep are made of sterner stuff though, so this Black b*gger'll continue to man the pumps...
Abbotts sounds fine Bus, meanwhile over at the Castle and Anchor we've run out of Talisker. I've had to settle for a drop of Johnny Walker Blue Label tonight - at least that's above average for cooking scotch.
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Through difficulties to the cinema