apaddyinuk
Nail, hammer, head.
The airlines have always discriminated against me, personally, because they do not offer a range of methyl, as opposed to ethyl ,alcohol. That other stuff just doesn't do it for me, makes me feel ill, to be honest. Just some good old builder's meths, nothing fancy - and I've yet to find a carrier which will oblige. It's £2.50 at B&Q so don't go telling me it's too expensive.
Had a bit of a run-in with the CC last time, I said "Well, you've got those great big engines out there, you must have some antifreeze !" (works in a pinch). The Purser was very nice and said he'd get me a glass, which he did, but if you ask me, it tasted like lime cordial with some sugar in it.
So come on, Sir Richard, get your act together, please!
BOFH