So folks,
after reading the helpful pointers in the posts already up, he'll know exactly what to say and not what to say, will sharpen his b******t capacity to perfection (as he sounds like that kind of a character), and be in (if he still really wants to be). And then, what havoc he'll reek, until out.
And that's not meaning to denigrate in any way the wise words already posted. As usual on PPrune, when someone comes on looking for advice from the older and wiser, its usually spot on, as I'd say it is here.
Best wishes to one and all from the white and frozen north britain.