Montag
Re: Cabin crew giving re-assurance - I recall a really bad landing (I won't mention the airline) when we were clearly too hot over the threshold and I was convinced we would have to go around again. But no, we were plonked down with a huge bang that caused screams from pax and then decelerated with a force I have never encountered before or since.
PA announcement from the senior stew " Ladies and gentlemen, you cannot have failed to notice that we have just landed at Stansted"