Qantas IT slogan, yesterdays technology tomorrow.....maybe
Ha,ha,ha almost wet myself laughing when I read that. Capt Snafu, absolutely brilliant and sums it up very well.
Instead of Skype how about using 2 tin cans and a very, very long piece of string? You could sell it to management as being cost neutral.
Bring back the good old Voyage reports, the office staff need the paperwork to shuffle around to make themselves appear productive.