First officers with personal trainers, gees the bloke must be a metrosexua! Next he telling you what moisturiser he uses!
I thought that's why you had Flight Attendants, to fill in time on the layovers.
Just think Teresa Green you flew the DC-9, you drove a Ford or Holden to work probably a V8, no mobile phone, no group hugs, the skipper was the boss, no DVD's, no Plasma, sex was safe and one day you would move onto the B727.