Yep, Emerald for friendliness and service.
Helps reqind the hoses after using the bowser, and only too happy to give you a beer if you've finsihed aviating for the day, and have a yarn.
And the BP girls, what can I say!
They are always on time, don't mind being called back 15 mins later to throw 100lt extra on as you had less freight, and always manage to squeeze you in before Skytrans' 310!
As for Crappy at Kowanyama...words fail me. If you're there, during the tirade about "f....C.... beancounters from down south who wouldn't know a f....... if they had a c.... on their f..... useless c...." just watch out for his son Rhondlesen (a.k.a. Prop Strike). If there is one kid on the planet I feel sorry for, that would be him. It has been said that the teachers refused to call him "Little Crappy" like the rest of town does.
And HA yes I remember Hammer only too well....
