Bunk
Put the "Chorus/MeshCon" units in a ground tug. An A/C is a poor truck, and a hobbled bird with even the bare necessities of "truck stuff" on board while aloft. This is idiocy. If 1/2 the engineering went into ground ops instead of "Innovation" (TM), we'd have more mobile tugs pulling a/c from the ramp to the Hold/Short and from the High Speed back to the Gate.
Also, while you're at it, let's have some Meshcons on my Audi and Prius.