Haven't been twisted on a plane for some time now. Basically because it now makes me feel like cr@p for a few days after, and airlines are now as tight as a chuffs bottie when it comes to handing out the free booze.
Remember on several occasions in the distant past the crew running out of the normal stuff and having to break open the duty free to keep the punters happy. Not any more!
Used to smuggle miniatures onboard when they started charging on transatlantic routes. Better not tell the rabble on the other forums about that one, they'd want to hang me from the yard-arm in Guantanamo Bay for that.