Apologies for my spelling: as a foreigner I might not be 100% all the time; I guess laughing at non native speakers spelling mistakes is something that would be the norm as far as you are concerned?
My advi
Ce to potential recruits is not to do so.....it wouldnt become anyone. And I know it is very much frowned upon within BA......
".......our european cousins who would rather have their own company...." I might even say you have a history there!
"..... room parties as the norm, skinny dipping galore......" Looks like you have real standards then when you recruit!
Only kiddin' mate!