The first thing I thought of when I saw the glossy magazine proudly announcing the "Centre for Excellence" was Homer Simpson.
Homer has also won several awards, including the 1st Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Acheivement In The Field Of Excellence, Grammy for "outstanding soul, spoken word, or barbershop album of the year with the B-Sharps and a medal for "making what could have been a Chernobyl into Three Mile Island."
From the same people who brought you "the worlds most experienced airline".