I was so disgusted with my crew meal once I photographed the tiny dish containing a small bit of anaemic yellow smoked haddock, a few boiled potatoes and a few bits of dull green runner beans. I intended to use it as evidence. The resulting picture lost all scale and showed a large oval dish containing the most wonderfully coloured yellow, large piece of Haddock, some delicious large spuds, and gorgeous green beans! It looked a meal fit for a spoilt Captain. The complaint went no further!