Hola WB -
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With 300 hrs, I think the only place might be Africa for you, at this stage with your hours. Since you are in Canada, and (might) speak/understand some French, for your prospective jobs, include the many countries of West and Central Africa where French is spoken.
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Two years in Africa, will get you the 1500 hrs in your log book for the ATPL... and other suitable jobs in other parts of the world.
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As far as women, Tutsi ladies are tall, suitable for basket ball. As far as other things, check statistics about AIDS...
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Good luck to you -
Happy contrails