If you get to cabair seek out the instructor who looks most like George Michael Circa 1985 and ask him if he can explain (again ) the Airbus A320
Emergency landing on water button . He was overheard stood talking to a young lady at a well known bournemouth buttie wagon explaining why the pilot of the aircraft that landed in the hudson is not a hero as he just pressed the aforementioned button and let the aircraft do the work.
Hope he's not an instrument instructor