I love all these V speeds that you gentlemen gargle with...
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Not enough that I had to blow my mind studying in last century.
And suffer a about V1, VR, V2, Vref...
Some were in my FAA books.
Then I learned some more from my airline GOM and AOM...
And every Ppruner comes now with a few new V speeds and definitions.
And do not forget some abbreviations I fail to comprehend.
Lucky I finally retired, you all exceed my inlet RED line.
xxx
How about a Vntf... V for NOT TOO FAST.
And a Vcfmfp - V CRUISE FOR MAX FLIGHT PAY...?
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I plan to install a ETPD in my bathroom. Electronic toilet paper dispenser.

Happy contrails