Oh reventor, reventor,
You have nothing to worry to about, if anything does indeed occur on any of your flights, it's going to be such a shock, you'll drop dead with shock.!!
I've been cabin crew for 17 years, I know that possibly anything can happen at anytime.
This is purely my opinion, but in an incident like the one in the Hudson, or last year's 777 at LHR, if half the pax mentally prepare themselves, and the other half do not think anything will ever happen to them, I'm pretty sure which lot would get out first.
In some past incidents, that would mean the difference between life and death.
Reventor, I hope you sit in window seats, so you don't get in anybody's way whilst they evacuate.!!