I purposely used the term snookered, rather than fuc&ed because it is always possible by clever play to overcome the situation.
Given that the above scenario is a posible hypothesis and not actuality, pray tell me where you are going to land when the airport is closed in a city that can hide donkeys in the pot holes in the road? Mogas - another commodity that very often is not there, either.
A friend of mine (female Irish doctor working for an NGO) was shot when she inadvertently turned into a street with restricted access in the capital. The bullet mangled her arm v badly - it was actually aimed to kill her. Her crime - turning into a street that temporarily closed, realising her mistake and reversing out!
The governor has announced that the airport is closed - you would have to be v brave to land there! I have seen the inside of two goals in Moz - thankfully on both occasions I went to identify and release employees, but I would have hated to be an inmate for anything more than a few minutes.
I guess what I was purporting to do was show that everything is not always exactly as reported by IACM!