FalconJock
Have you been to an Easy roadshow? If so, maybe they picked up on the attitude (bribe money...)you display here. If not, it might be an idea to mature considerably before you go to one.
Am I reading you correctly; that you slag off Easyjet, but at the same time purport to be an "eager, enthusiastic UK pilot who can then in return offer loyalty to Easyjet"? Hmmm.
Have you considered that what you narrowly term 'bribe money' might in fact be the current cost to attract qualified, experienced type-current pilots? Note, that is QUALIFIED, EXPERIENCED and TYPE-CURRENT. If you fall into the category, you qualify! If you don't; don't begrudge and vilify those who do, go and get qualified the same way most of the rest of us did: hard work, guts and sacrifice.
Nothing personal, mind you, but you asked for comments. BTW, what is Eastjet???
Happy flying.