Idle curiosity, why were you out on the coast at 3am?
Come on Gainsey, keep up with the times. Dogging is
so last year, it's obvious that he was out 'codding'
Additionally the culprit appears atop the photo of the turbine in The Sun's article and it appears to be the figure from 'The Saint'. Times are hard and a (pipe-cleaner) mans gotta do what he can to make ends meet..
SHJ