True story happened to me on flt back from DFW to London.Standing in galley chatting to Large Texan gentleman,complete with cowboy hat and boots,when a rather meek looking guy peered round the corner,looking a bit pale.He sheepishly asks if I could tell him where the SICK BAY is as he's not feeling too well........?
Before I had time to open my mouth,Cowboy man,who is part way through his 6th JD and coke, BARKS at him....."Jesus man,whaddya think this is...the goddam Starship Enterprise?"
I didn't know where to look,meek man looked at me for reassurance,Cowboy glared at him,I tried to keep straight face!!
I did eventually attend to meek man,after wiping tears from face.
Could'nt have said it any better though....may use that one again at some point?