Them's wot make things difficult can't ever sit back and feel the satisfaction you guys have, at having a go.
Aviation...
There's those who think they fly like eagles
I've flown with better.... those who soar like the albatross... effortlessly.
There's lots that flap their wings like bugg*ry, whistling and lurching along, through the air like the pidgeons.
And there's the roosters... Can't fly at all, hurl abuse at all and sundry from the safety of their enclosed cage, fluff 'em selves up and menacingly scratch dirt to impress the chooks who don't even care.