'Well, we could use an RAF Chinook they're the right size for that agency requirement,'
'Running a little tight on availaility aren't they?'
'Really?'
'er yes'
Well those special people the americans have some big rescue helicopters don't they!'
'The PAVELOW's?'
'Is that a CHS3 (sic)'
'Er yes.' (slowly dying)...they're all retired'
'Whens that!!?'
'It's done!'
'Oh *&$%!'
'What about the small ones that did the long range rescue the other month!?'
'The pavehawk?'
'Bit small perhaps - good range'
'Well we'll just have to get a
bigger helicopter then, -we could put a probe thing on it like the americans have'
The explosive crash of glass as I threw myself from a fifth floor window was just in my mind! Shame the above ear wig - give or take - wasn't!
