Settle down Pegasus 77,
This happened to a fellow pilot (friend) of mine many many years ago. He dined out on the story for years, and still does. It was related back to the three captains over the years, who all found it a good laugh at the end of the day.
My reply to the post was probably not in the correct section of the forum, I was trying to give a few a laugh with the lighter side of aviation.