A friend of mine on a Delhi flight was asked by a passenger if any of the CC could give her a sanitary product because she had been, ahem, taken by surprise. She was a bit embarrassed so asked if my friend could be discrete. My friend returned with tampon in a sick bag. the Indian man beside asked why she was getting a present and he wasn't. My friend tried to explain that it wasn't a present, and besides, it was something only useful to ladies. This man was not going to take no for an answer, ans said, 'Well, whatever it is, my wife wants one, then.' My friend duly presented Mrs stupid pax with a tampon in a sick bag. The poor wife's reply was not recorded for posterity.
