jet jacka**
Just because I agree with Qantas's decision to reduce slip lengths and that upsets some cabin crew (because they would like a week everywhere), doesn't mean that I am a troll.
And if people want to get stuck into tech crew about sleeping for six hours and doing nothing on the flight deck, then I will defend pilots.
Oh, and the next time the side rips out of the aeroplane or we lose an engine or have to land in a 35kt crosswind, I'll give Right 5 a call. He can come up and handle it!