Try this....
www.flightsafety.org Register, then look into publication jan_feb98 (about smokehoods)....
Also many more interesting stuff in this website (such as surviving a ditching and 1000 more interesting publications)... it's worth it
So... u have flown as much as a Cabin Crew??
Don't get me wrong, but how many SEP, First Aid and RT trainings have you done??
No, not the matter of being "sentimental" here just a matter of pax (with the right of giving an opinion) trying to get to know as much (or more) as we do ...
Just a matter of respecting our professionalism