I saw the neighbour this morning and, largely due to all the other malign influences that have manifested themselves, we've (Correction: 'I've') decided to go for the nuclear option and the pleasures of a re-install await.
I will collect the laptop on my way back from a temporary assignment looking after nine horses on a small stud. At least I get paid for picking up all the, er..... well, you know. The same, of course, cannot be said for the electronic variety.
I should be able to get through a couple of chapters of 'War and Peace' whilst the operation takes place.
Every cloud has a silver lining
Thanks again, one and all
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