Nice one but surely you are not serious?
Totally serious.
Don't get too wound up about it though, I didn't realise you had a different log book, one with a "hand flown IMC" column and one with a "A/P engaged IMC" column.
chatting to F/O about latest union bitching, women, reading newspaper, scratching balls, looking outside in clear gin weather, fiddling with CDU and maybe even radar, making PA's, chatting up female or male flight attendants, depending on your personal preferences
I've not seen much of this go on without a scan going at the same time and have seen someone read a news paper in the cruise on only two or three occasions on the 737 in last 12 months. However when I was on a two crew turbo prop with no A/P we used to read the paper a fair bit....go figure. Have fun logging your IF time....make sure you get it just right