Hopefully the Mods won't construe this as advertising but I'd like to bring your attention to a new business venture I am setting up.
In order to supplement my pension, I have decided to set up a small stall at Swanwick, manned 24hrs by my Polish friends Szymon and Ludmila (when he is not cleaning my car or she is not attending to me).
I will be selling one product only - a product I hope will help ease the pain of the countless shaftings we, as a workforce, will receive in the future.
I will be franchising the stall to other NATS units, so if you want to jump onboard now to this once in a lifetime opportunity, just e-mail me and we will work out a contract*.
The product of choice will be
Available in extra large sizes for multiple shaftings.
Bulk buy discounts available
*Note to Airports units, it will have to be a flexible contract I'm afraid as I think this result is the death knell for NSL one way or another 
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(Advertising disclaimer - there are other lubricants available)