A recent email was sent around detailing that the word "S€CR€T" is no longer allowed to be used in the Subject line - apart from the same email which used S€cr€t in the subject line!!!
As It's Xmas, A Sgt sent out an email to 45 people about a "S€cr€t Santa" do for Xmas.
Cue almost 2000 emails to everybody on the distribution list quaratining the email - Problem is, 2000 internally generated quarantine emails is regarded by the server (which itself generated the 2000 emails) as a DDOS attack and shuts down!!!!
From now on all S€cr€t Santa's should be known as "Covert Claus".